The Dr. Wily Show: Episode 1

The Dr. Wily Show: Episode 1

Elec Man, Quick Man, Quint, Enker and Gemini Man played The Dr. Wily Show's theme song as the audience screamed (from joy, fear, insanity, maybe even a combination of all of them. Dr. Wily walked onto the stage in his usual blue jeans, white shirt, white lab coat and red tie. He took a seat in a white dome chair that had a skull design on the back of it and red cushioned. That chair stood behind a large clear glass desk with a small stack of papers, a coffee cup, and a skeleton bobble head on it.

Wily smiled at his guest who was sitting on a chair just like his. His guest was a bald and very fat (he was pretty much shaped like an egg) man with a large orange mustache. The guest was wearing black pants, black boots, goggles on his head, a red vest with white stripes on its sleeves and on the front of it, and small sunglasses. Taking a small sip of coffee, Dr. Wily looked at his audience and said, "Welcome to The Dr. Wily Show, everyone!" Dr. Wily paused, fixing his tie, before adding, "I'm Dr.-"

"MOMMY, I'M SCARED!" cried a little brunette girl with pale skin, blue eyes, and freckles who was wearing a red dress from the audience. She couldn't have been older than twelve years-old.

Punk, who was wearing his armor just like the rest of Dr. Wily robots, suddenly started laughing. He tried hiding it behind his hand but it wasn't doing any good.

Dr. Wily raised an eyebrow at him. "What is your problem?"

Punk leaned against one of the white walls of the building and tried his best to stop laughing.

Scooting his chair a little closer to the desk, Dr. Wily shook his head and sighed. "Anyway, as I was-"

"PLEASE MAKE THE... THE...THE... BAD MAN GO... GO... go... away," cried the girl, as she hid under her blue seat. A woman - presumably her mother - with long brown hair and brown eyes knelt down on the ground, trying to comfort her.

Elec Man shifted uncomfortably and readjusted his guitar as Ballade just coughed. Pretty much everyone was uncomfortable. Except for Punk, he was still getting a kick out of the whole thing.

Wily rolled his eyes. "ANYWAY, our first guest is a brilliant robotics scientist - not as brilliant as me though-"

Bass, who was standing in front of a wide, tall white door that led to a dressing room, snorted. "Yeah right," he said, crossing his arms.

Dr. Wily slammed his coffee mug on the table and gave Bass a dirty look. "What did you just say, Bass?"

Bass gave him a small and innocent smile. "Oh, nothing." His smile grew wider. "Nothing at all."

Dr. Wily continued to stare at Bass for a few moments with pure hatred present in his eyes, before slowly returning his gaze to the audience. "Our first guest is a brilliant robotics scientist," Dr. Wily could have sworn he heard Bass chuckling, but he decided to ignore him, "named Dr. Ivo Robotnik. He's from a far away land, and he's been trying to take over the world for," Dr. Wily paused and turned to his guest, "how long did you say it is?"

"Ten years," said Dr. Robotnik. He shook his head. "Ten years..."

"Ten years? Who did you say you are fighting?" said Dr. Wily.

Fire blazed behind Dr. Robotnik's sunglasses, he gripped his chair, shaking a little in his anger. "Sonic," he said, almost as if the name felt a terrible taste in his mouth. "Sonic the Hedgehog."

Dr. Wily leaned forward and put his interlocked hands under his chin and his elbows on his knees, his curiosity pique. "Now tell me, how does he-"

Bass unfolded his arms from his chest, grinning. "Wait a darn minute! Did.. Did you say Sonic the HEDGEHOG?" the ebony robot said.

Dr. Robotnik raised his left eyebrow and pushed his glasses down a bit, his blue eyes looking Bass over before saying, "Yes, I did."

Bass grin widened. "You mean a REAL hedgehog? A non mechanical HEDGEHOG?" he said, unable to stop himself from emitting a small chuckle.

Dr. Robotnik gave him a weird look. "Um, yes? What about it?"

Bass started cracking up laughing as he leaned against Enker's arm. "A HEDGEHOG! HA HA HA HA HA! HE'S BEEN FIGHTING A HEDGEHOG FOR TEN YEARS! LORD, THAT IS AN INSTANT CLASSIC!

Enker raised one of his eyebrows at Bass. "Um.. Uh.." He kept looking back and forth between Bass and Dr. Robotnik, clearly uncomfortable with the attention he was receiving.

Quick Man snickered as Elec Man tried hiding his mouth with his music sheet. "Heh heh heh...Hedgehog... pffft," Elec Man whispered.

Gemini Man started chuckling and Punk, had he not been the manly man (err, robot) he was, would have been crying at this point.

Quint sighed deeply. " ...This will not end well," he said, a little worried.

Punk punched him on the arm, causing Quint to wince. "Lighten up, nerd," he said. Quint only glared at him in response.

Dr. Robotnik turned red. "Quit laughing!" he yelled, clenching the sides of his chair.

Metal Man snorted as he changed the camera's view. "Hedgehog..." he said, chuckling.

Bass started rolling on the ground. "BWAHAHAHAHA! A HEDGEHOG! I CAN'T... STOP... LAUGHING!"

The audience slowly joined in.

Guts Man frowned in confusion. "I don't get the joke," he said, scratching his head as he glanced around.

Bass wiped a tear from his eye. "Whew... If he's been fighting a hedgehog for ten years...imagine how long it will take Dr. Wily to beat.." Bass trailed off and began laughing again. He turned to Enker and began crying on his shoulder again at the thought. Enker, who decided that he couldn't deal with all of this anymore, slowly started walking away from Bass.

Dr. Wily stood up from his dome chair and threw his coffee cup at the wall. "STOP IT RIGHT NOW EVERYONE!" he screamed.

Punk rolled his eyes as everyone else stared at Dr. Wily before returning to what they were doing before.

Guts Man's frown deepened. "I still don't get it. What was the joke?" he said.

Bass started laughing again. A HEDGEH-" Bass sentence was cut short by someone throwing a wrench at him. "OW! WHO DID THAT!?" he shouted, glaring at everyone in the room.

"I told you all," whispered Quint, his face solemn. "I told you it wouldn't end well but you didn't listen."

Bass glared at him. "It was you, wasn't it!?" he said, resisting the urge to show any weakness by rubbing his head. "Wasn't it!?" he said again when Quint looked away from him with a loud 'Hmph'.

Dr. Wily sat back down, looking daggers at Bass. "No Bass, it was me. I did it. Shut up and let me do my show."

Bass muttered curses in English, Japanese, French and German. He began rubbing his head, unable to resist doing so any longer.

Wily turned back to Dr. Robotnik and asked, "I am so sorry about that, Robotnik. Now tell me, how-"

"Please, call me Eggman," Robotnik cut off, a small smile on his face.

"Eggman?" Albert inquired, with a tone of voice that pretty much asked, 'Sir, are you mad?' Which was saying a lot considering Wily made Junk Man, Spring Man, Clown Man, and tried to take over the world by controlling the game of Soccer. "You want me to call you Eggman?" he asked again, making sure he heard correctly. He really hoped he didn't.

Eggman nodded. "Oh yes, I rarely go by the name Robotnik anymore, Albert. I go by the nickname Eggman now." Pausing, he bit his lip and asked, "You don't mind if I call you that, right?"

"Erm, no, I don't really mind," Wily answered as he leaned back in his chair, looking a little freaked out. 'What kind of person is okay with the name Eggman?' he thought. With a slight shake of his head, Wily asked, "So how many times have you tried taking over the world, Eggman?"

Eggman shook his head slowly, his face filled with misery as he thought of all his failures. "...I've lost track. I know it's been over twenty times and I always come so close, too..."

Bass gave a short cackle at that.

"Bass," Dr. Wily muttered, threatening him with the small skeleton bobble head that was on his desk. "I mean it."

Bass turned his head away and whistled.

Wily sighed and turned his attention back to his guest. "I'm so sorry about that. So what kind of things have you tried?" he asked.

Eggman sighed. "Everything," he whispered. Eggman crunches his fists as his body shook slightly. "HE JUST WON'T DIE. He's just..." Eggman trailed off, sighing once more.

Metal Man yawned and readjusted the camera.

"Heat Man, please get me another cup of coffee." When the Robot Master gave him a 'yes sir', he turned back to Eggman. "Is it always just him?" inquired Wily.

The younger of the two scientists rubbed one of his temples, sighing. "No. It's usually him and that stupid fox.." he stated. "Sometimes that echidna joins him, too."

Quick Man hid his face behind Elec Man's music sheet.

Dr. Wily glared at him. "You better not be laughing, Quick Man."

Quick Man grinned widely. "Don't worry, I'm not."

Dr. Wily turned back to Dr. Eggman and asked, "So it's always him and this fox?"

Eggman sighed. "No, it's not just Tails and Sonic. Sometimes Amy, Blaze, Knuckles, Big, Shadow, Rouge, Cream, Cheese and a bunch of his other friends help out too."

Bass smirked and chuckled.

"Those are the most retarded names I've ever heard," said Punk, joining Bass in laughter.

Oh, how Wily wished he still had that cup of coffee so he could throw it at Punk and Bass. How he wished that Heat Man wasn't taking forever with getting him a new one. "What animals are they?" Wily asked, trying very hard to remain calm.

Eggman readjusted his glasses and said, "Well, Amy is a hedgehog, Knuckles is an echidna, Big is a cat, Shadow is also a hedgehog, Rouge is a bat, Cream is a rabbit and Cheese is a chao."

"What's a chao?" Guts Man asked.

"So who would you say is the most annoying to fight?" Wily asked, trying his best to ignore his robots..

"Either Sonic or Knuckles," answered Eggman. Looking at the ground, he whispered, "I really wish I would have let him fall in that lava..."

Wily frowned. "What do you mean?"

Eggman groaned loudly. "I saved his life once. He was about to fall into lava and I saved him," he muttered, still looking at the ground.

Bass started laughing. "Wait, you saved his-" Bass trailed off as soon as he saw the look Wily was giving him. "Err, never mind," he said, not wanting to get hit with another wrench.

Ignoring the Robot Master, Eggman continued, quietly, "I couldn't let him die. I couldn't just let nature do it." Slamming his fist on his chair's armrest, he said a little louder, "I have to destroy him!"

Wily nodded, understanding what his friend was going on about. "I see. I feel the same way." Wily looked at his wristwatch and gave his guest a sad smile. "Thank you so much for joining us, Eggman." He shook Dr. Eggman's hand.

Eggman smiled. "It was my pleasure, Albert."

"Give an applause for our guest, everyone!" said Wily.

The audience didn't do anything for several seconds. Most of them just looked at each other.

The Robot Masters looked uncomfortably around.

Dr. Wily glared at them. "AHEM." When the audience still didn't applaude him, Wily slammed his fist on his desk as he got up, screaming, "YOU CALL THAT APPLAUSE!? I TOLD YOU TO APPLAUD HIM AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GIVE ME!?"

The audience cheered (probably out of fear) as Wily sat back down. "That's better," he said.

Enker, Quint, Quick Man, Gemini Man and Elec Man played the ending theme.